yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
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