I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
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So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
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As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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