I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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