I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
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I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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