A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I look better un-naked...
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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