guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
no you cant smoke seaweed
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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