Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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