even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I've blown a few things in my day
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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