I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
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my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
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I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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