Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
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Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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