Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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