I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
