What did we do last night that was yellow?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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