I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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