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• (602): View more from Arizona

  You can't motorboat a personality

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that

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  pussy has no personality

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  Amen to that

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• (+52): View more from Mexico

  I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore

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• (212): View more from New York

  so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual

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• (518): View more from New York

  My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.

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• (530): View more from California

  I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.

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  It's like you're the voice of my soul.

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  I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.

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