i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
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just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.