well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?