I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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