that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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