READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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