I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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