When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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