if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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