Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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