Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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