are you so shy because you have an std?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
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She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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