jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
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I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
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Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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