They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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