Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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