Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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