and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Randomize
