Its about making memories worth repressing
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
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walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
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I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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