There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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its like you know when i get waxed
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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