You smell like stripper and shame
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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