Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
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Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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