I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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