I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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