I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
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She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I am available for nakedness
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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