I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
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Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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