You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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