My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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