i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
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