What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
It's rum buckets o'clock
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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