I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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