Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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