When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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