let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
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Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful