Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?