just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
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Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
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It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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