Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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