A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
