dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
