No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
is that a dick in a sweater?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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