Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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