I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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