you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
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I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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