from now on my penis is your penis
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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